A Midsummer Night's Adventure

Hello.

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Since the last one month or so of sobriety, I have nothing interesting or exciting to report, except for the story I shall narrate below, and that I can now cook for a living. Which is a big deal, given that Maggi was my idea of a home cooked meal.

Added to my now expanding repertoire of home cooked meals is Rice, Dal, chicken curry and fry, Oats Upma, Pasta, Tea and Coffee. Also Potato wedges and tomatoes with a special fluffy omelet. So far I haven't seen my neighbors complaining, nor the birds and squirrels in nearby trees choking while I cook, so I guess its all good. As for me, my stomach is like a cement mixer (touch wood) and has kept my faith up.

Anyways, the story I am going to narrate will need a precautionary disclaimer:

Male Drivers v/s Female Drivers

After managing to manage the Potholes and "metro-effected" roads of Blore, I thought I'd share my experiences in the line of fire :)

Male Drivers v/s Female Drivers

1. A Male driver will start the vehicle as if it was his baby. A female driver starts the vehicle as if she was the baby.

2. A Female Driver will honk even if an ant crosses the road. A male driver will honk after he runs/almost runs  someone over

3. A female Driver would give an indicator to turn right. And turn right.

    A male Driver would give the indicator to turn right. And wont turn at all.

4. A female driver will give the indicator to turn right approx 1.12 kilometers away from the turn

    A male driver will give the indicator to turn right while turning right.

5. If a male driver turns in a one way, he is an arrogant moron

    If a female driver turns in a one way, she is lost

6. A male driver will never ask directions. NEVER.

    A female driver will never ask directions. She carryies a map with the coordinates, and an X marks the spot!

7. A male driver will never expect his co passenger (Female) to change a flat tyre

   A female driver will never change the flat if there is a male in the car...above 20 years of age

8. A female driver hits someone or something, the whole road will stop to help

    A male drive hits someone or something, the whole road will stop to STARE

9. A female driver will never stop in a no parking zone.

    Its the natural instinct of a male driver to park in a no parking zone.

10. A female driver drives at maximum speed minus 75% of maximum speed

     A male driver drives at maximum speed + 25% of maximum speed

11.  A female driver uses all mirrors to check makeup and hair style.

       A male driver uses all mirrors to check out female drivers

12. A female drivers criteria for vehicle : Colour, luggage compartment, colour....

     A male drivers criteria for vehicle: Bhp, xhp, torque, mileage....(unless he is married of course!!!)

13. A male driver will race his car to a screeching halt at the signal.

      A female driver will slow down the car in such fashion, that the signal goes green by the time she stops

:)